haha love them!
Jay-Z, Rashida, Kanye, Aziz, Beiber, Cudi & Tyler
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Very hung over. I drank this whole huge ass bottle of Martinelli’s last night. Thanks everyone for the kind words on the Kanye intro. That was really fun.
His laugh during the intro was hilarious! He spoke the truth tho!!

NOTE: Read from the bottom up.
Someone close to rapper Fabolous, please convince him to start a separate account for his dream recaps.
UPDATE: Still comprehending how amazing this is. I didn’t think Chris Nolan needed to do a sequel to Inception, but now I know he must. Inception 2: Dreams So Loso starring Fabolous. Also at some point Fab’s character (the new protragonist) must say: “Usually I wouldnt but its a dream so…”
Incredible screencap from a deleted scene from last week’s Mad Men!

The Smooth Off- Diddy & Aziz Ansari - CIROC! Who’s smoother than BRICKS?

currently watching.
If you’d approached me on the street and been like ‘Hey, Aziz, what’s the most random Disney villain a kid could think he’s possessed by?’ I’d be like ‘Scar! The evil lion from the Lion King movies!’ and you’d be like ‘Ehrnt! Sorry! It’s actually the hockey team from Iceland in the Mighty Ducks 2!’
— (via aaarrrgyle)
Detlef Schrempf: Huh? Oh… 6’10”.
Tom: I’m 5’6” and three quarters!
How random is it that they had Detlef Schrempf on the show!?!? I bet there’s only about2% of the viewing audience that appreciated the cameo! He’s still a Seattle SuperSonic in my head.

Tom: Yeah, Jessica’s a gold digger. But I’m a gold digger, digger.
Parks and Recreation 2x21: 94 Meetings
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Yes, another productive evening. I’m up at 2AM, watching Kindergarten Cop on HBO and creating a Twitter account called @theRealPFChangs just to see how long I can Tweet on it til it gets shut down. Great way to spend your time Aziz. Excellent.