em-urg-ingmind:

cannabitchcunt:

emibaddx3:

you can be my black cake boss tonight.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

everybody knows i’m a motherfucking froster

No one man should have all that POWDER

Yo Kanye, I’m real happy for you and your Christmas cookies and Imma let you finish but um. Martha Stewart has some of the best frosted sugar cookies of all time.

I’m a-glazing, I’m the reason, That my block smells so sweet this evening

These are frosted, Time to eat them, Don’t you even think about leaving

No matter what you’ll never make food so sweet, sugar as far as the eyes can see

I’M A-GLAZING.

I gotta testify, I make the best cookies, my cakes are fly…, before the day I fry, I’ma bake a pie

Back when they they thought pillsbury would hurt the pot, before Martha was on lock, the oven door closed, I felt like Gordon Ramsey, the kitchen was too hot. Now lets bake…take em back in the day, I was fucking up my creme brulee, any other Chef couldn’t compare to me,shut your face before you deflate my souffle!

Excuse me? Was you sayin somethin?

UH UNH YOU CAN’T SMELL MY STUFFIN

Gossip, gossip, kiddies just stop it. Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Bake shit, cakes and cookies, I make it
Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir

 LMFAO these captions

Was you baking something? Nah uh it don’t compare to my muffins.

YO, I’m crying laughin!

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